Crusader Kings III Teams Up With Dogecore for 'Chronically Medieval' Gear

If you have spent your fair share of time navigating the brutal dynastic struggles of Crusader Kings III, Paradox Interactive has a new way for you to wear your trauma. The studio has partnered with independent retailer Dogecore to launch a new, officially licensed merchandise line dubbed the “Chronically Medieval” collection.

Designed for players who have seen their heirs succumb to smallpox or have tortured a troublesome vassal, the collection leans into the darker, often absurd humor of the game. The drop includes a variety of items, ranging from hoodies and tees to tote bags and posters, all featuring designs that reference the specific brand of chaos common to a typical CK3 campaign.

Apparel Designs

The apparel collection centers on four distinct prints that highlight the game's unique mechanics and player experiences:

• Sorry, Princess — I Only Date War Machines: A nod to the importance of siege engines in your conquest.
• Maslow's Hierarchy (CK3 Edition): A chart prioritizing gold surplus over traditional physiological needs.
• I Did Not Ask To Be Born: A tribute to the game's infamous trait combinations, such as Blind, Bastard, Imbecile, and Hideous.
• I Love Medieval Torture: A design referencing the stress-relief mechanic triggered by the game's ruthless interaction pop-ups.

For those looking to bring the game into their home decor, the collection also offers a CK3 Woven Map Blanket. It depicts the central portion of the game's map, covering territory from France and the Holy Roman Empire to the borders of Poland.

You can browse the full range of items at the official Dogecore website. Paradox notes that while the merchandise is officially licensed, Dogecore operates as an independent retailer, and Paradox is not responsible for the site’s data practices or content.

Looking Ahead

The merchandise drop arrives alongside news for the future of the game’s content. Paradox has confirmed that Crusader Kings III: By God Alone, the latest core expansion, is scheduled for release on September 30, 2026. The expansion promises to expand the religious life of the Middle Ages, with further details arriving in a series of developer diaries throughout the summer.

Crusader Kings III is currently available on PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series S/X.